tonystarkoneliners:

Superman is so fucking sassy.

IT’S NOT EVEN YOUR COLOR, DOG!

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fouryearboner:

WHAT A SHAME, BECAUSE THE BRIDE IS A BIG SLUT.

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labish:

IT’S FINALLY DONE.

There’s a few glitches that are too late to fix though, but hopefully you guys enjoy it.

I’ll gif out a few scenarios later :) 

This is so perf, omyglob.

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Seriously considering using this…

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juliasegal:

how to walk like a queen [x]

I love you.

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monkeyfrog:

paintedgoat:

its-a-wonderland-tea-party:

Easy Fruit & Herb Flavored Water

Ingredients

• fruit — 2 cups berries, citrus, melons, pineapple…most fruits will work (see recommended amounts in directions)
• herbs — a sprig of mint, basil, sage, rosemary, tarragon, thyme, or lavender
• water (tap or filtered)
• ice

Directions

Supplies needed: 2 quart pitcher or jar with lid; muddler or wooden spoon

General formula for whatever fruit/herb combo you desire.
1. If using herbs, add a sprig of fresh herbs to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon to bruise leaves and release flavor; don’t pulverize the herbs into bits.
2. Add approx. 2 cups of fruit to jar/pitcher; press and twist with muddler or handle of wooden spoon, just enough to release some of the juices
3. Fill jar/pitcher with ice cubes.
4. Add water to top of jar/pitcher.
5. Cover and refrigerate for up to 3 days.

Suggested flavor combinations:
ALL CITRUS (no herbs) — Slice 1 orange, 1 lime, 1 lemon into rounds, then cut the rounds in half. Add to jar and proceed with muddling, add ice & water.
RASPBERRY LIME (no herbs) — Quarter 2 limes; with your hands, squeeze the juice into the jar, then throw in the squeezed lime quarters. Add 2 cups raspberries. Muddle, add ice & water.
PINEAPPLE MINT — Add a sprig of mint to the jar (you can throw in the whole sprig; or, remove the leaves from the sprig, if you prefer to have the mint swimming around and distributing in the jar). Muddle the mint. Add 2 cups pineapple pieces, muddle, add ice & water.
BLACKBERRY SAGE — Add sage sprig to jar and muddle. Add 2 cups blackberries; muddle, add ice & water.
WATERMELON ROSEMARY — Add rosemary sprig to jar & muddle. Add 2 cups watermelon cubes; muddle, add ice and water.

Summer tiiiiiiime, and the living’s easy!!

I need to save this. I spend far too much on flavory water.

BRB, I’m going to make these today… 

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tahnohairbending:

sassysharpshooter:

ashdisneyc88:

odinsmightymustache:

tumblrg0d:

loldoaflip:

grohlholic:

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.

did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in

try taking the battery out and putting it back in.

did you try pressing the on button

try re-installing the program

CTRL ALT DEL

Alt + F4

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I’m just shy!

:S

mindovermatterzine:

A letter written by Mr. Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression (Fry himself has diagnosed bipolar disorder).

[Transcript:

Dear Crystal,

I’m so sorry to hear that life is getting you down at the moment. Goodness knows, it can be so tough when nothing seems to fit and little…

I just feel that this needs to be on my blog.

It makes me smile. But also, I wrote out the second to last (?) paragraph to my ex, who is feeling sad right now. I am hopeing that he looks towards it for comfort and I’m hoping he can soon take the steps to come out of the dark.

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what to expect out of today…

I don’t like feeling apathetic towards things, but I just can’t help it.